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Land Ho! There's a 50% off sale at JoAnn's Fabrics off the starboard bow! Listen up because someone has been keeping a secret from you: crafting is for everyone. Modern craft stores carry nearly as many miniature motors and battery-powered lights as they do fabric and florals. Not only is crafting for all, but it is a free-form style of expression with no boundaries. Don't limit yourself to craft stores. Find an object that you like at the thrift store, at a yard sale, in a gutter? Craft the hell out of that shit. Literally make whatever you want out of it.     

Small Craft Advisory

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